Thursday, February 7, 2008
Apocalypto Bisaya Version - PAKSIW IRONG BUANG
CLICK THE ORANGE BUTTON TO SUBSCRIBETRANSLATIONPaksiw: Who's there?.............. Who's there?!Bahag-Hari: I am their known king wearing T-back and they call me Bahag-Hari. Its ok for me to let you search for "kaka" in our surroundings since my tribe are living in peace but if you do something wrong to us then you will be thrown away from here.Stranger: (offered fishes to Bahag-Hari)Bahag-Hari: Its already rotten.Stranger: Just take a look if its rotten.Bahag-Hari: Where did you get it?Stranger: From Pasil.Bahag-Hari: Good!Paksiw: What group are you bai?Stranger: Move forward brod....... We are members of Wakwak tribe who loosed during the Sinulog.Paksiw: Because you always sniff rugby thats why.Stranger: Maybe its you..... because your face looks like a mosquito leg.Paksiw: You asshole!Bahag-Hari: PAKSIW!Paksiw: Get back here....Bahag-Hari: PAKSIW!........ don't mind him.... come let's go homeScene 2(the sound of kikiks who follows the Wakwak tribe)Bahag-Hari: The Wakwak tribe they started in Siquijor. They are known vampires in the island.Fatguy: Ahhhh vampires.... the one who wears nose rings.Bahag-Hari: (Giving the fatguy an unapproving look)Fatguy: oh..... sorry.Bahag-Hari: Mom and Dad are from Wakwak tribe.Paksiw: We are descendants of vampires?Bahag-Hari: Yes.... Morning, Night they look for victims..... young, old, pregnant as long as its fresh blood.... But I didn't continue and move away from their tribe because I never get used to eating raw..... When I was little its always spaghetti and regular yum in Jollibee but now I'm a vegetarian...."Original Rastafarai". Sometimes I'm also a "Punk" oh here it is take it lets go home......SORRY SA TANAN HAP! GI SUSPEND AKONG ACCOUNT NGA BALUNGON,,, KUNSABO ANG YOUTUBE UG ANG DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.... HEK! HEK!YOUTUBE IS BROKEN! PINOY RULEZ!!!!PAKSIW IRONG BUANG, THE MAN WHO KILLED MAGELLAN (less)
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Saturday, February 2, 2008
My Blogs
Here is one of the blogs that I made
iStayl Sugbo blogspot is a web blog created by me and my friend deofrey vistal of postmortem. Together we have designed this website to cater to the cebuano people, our goal is to create a community online and be able to share ideas and stuff and features of the Cebu island.
iStayl Sugbo will be the gateway for events, gatherings, and aswell as a crossroads for discussions for the hot issues at hand in Cebu.
Cebu, is a fast growing city in the Philippines, you can see and feel its growth as it unfolds in your very eye. Resto bars have been shooting up, restaurants, hotels, and many more.
The city is so alive, yet maintaining its tourist friendly atmostsphere. Thats no wonder we could see lots of foreign people around the streets now-a-days compared way back the 90's. These foreign individuals have contribute mostly possitive impacts to the bisaya community. Their expenditures here in Cebu provides establishments with income thus generating employment to the locals.
